The Real Reason Trace Cancelled Concerts And Is Not Being Seen In Public? Read It Here First

(Please remember that I am always editorialsizing here).
There's a sick person in my house who will not get better until I cook up a shrimp gumbo. I was about to die of shock that I found okra buried in the freezer and had fresh peppers, when the truth dawned on me - the truth about Trace that is.

Trace's people have given hints, they admitted it was a digestive problem, but it takes a real Trace fan to figure out the rest. It all started at the end of October, remember? That's when Dean and Derek headed out to the outskirts of Nashville, Tennessee to give country music star Trace Adkin's quiet no-frills rural hideaway a rustic outdoor kitchen."

Now, listen to what they built ... "Using all natural Tennessee flagstone, Tennessee fieldstone and Vermont soapstone, they created a rustic outdoor kitchen complete with patio, retaining wall, dining area and fireplace. Add to that a custom-built rustic wooden dining table, fireside sofa and coffee table, and you've got a kitchen worthy of country legend Trace Adkins."

Is it any wonder we started seeing cancellations the first of November? Come on, they put a kitchen in Trace's garden of Eden. We won't see the guy til Spring or maybe not till it gets hot in Tennessee.

Gotta get back to the gumbo, happy to clear that up for you.